One quiet evening, a husband sent his wife a text:

“Hey, I’ll be home late tonight. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I get back.”

No reply.

He waited, stared at his phone, and sighed. After a few minutes, he decided to try something a little more… strategic.

“Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month, I’m buying you a new car.”

Within seconds, his phone lit up.

“OMG, really?!”

He grinned, satisfied, and typed his final message:

“Nope. Just wanted to make sure you saw my first message.”

His wife didn’t respond again—but the silence this time probably spoke volumes.

This playful exchange captures the kind of light-hearted teasing that keeps a marriage fun and alive. It’s not just about getting your message across—it’s about knowing exactly how to get your partner’s attention.

Because in marriage, sometimes humor speaks louder than words.