Blonde, Brunette, and Redhead Jokes

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in. They quickly hid in potato sacks.

The cop kicks the first bag. The brunette says, “Meow.”
The cop shrugs, “Oh, it’s only a cat.”

He kicks the second bag. The redhead says, “Woof, woof.”
The cop says, “It’s only a dog.”

He kicks the third bag. The blonde says, “Potato.”

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says, “I’d like that TV, please.”
The cashier replies, “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes.”

The next day, she dyes her hair black and asks for the same TV. “Sorry, we don’t serve blondes here.”

The day after, she dyes it red and asks again. The cashier, exasperated, asks, “Why do you keep coming back if you know we don’t serve blondes?”

Fuming, she replies, “How do you know I’m blonde?”
The cashier looks her in the eye and says, “That’s not a TV… that’s a microwave oven.”